!. Ham hamesha soachte hain ki yeh karenge, woh karenge,
Magar karte kuchch nahin, sirf soachte hi rehte hain,
Agar kisi kam ko karna hai,
Toh, uski shuruwat aaj hai, abhee hai !!
2. I know, people who have done medicine, some who have done MBA, some dentistry, and some doctorate in various fields, and have been doing only job of a house wife. I consider the case to be like doing masters in creative writing and writing none !!
3. dear friends, you have given me so much to smile about,
Occasionally, you can hurt me, it's your right !
Have a great day !!
4. Secuderabad mein faujiyon ke liye sainikpuri hai, air force walon ke liye vayupuri hai, toh kya navy walon ke liye panipuri ??
5. lakh juthlane ki koshish karo,
Mahatma ko bhulane ki koshish karo,
Ab bhi ahinsa ki hee jeet hoti hai,
Ab bhee sachchai ki hee jeet hoti hai !!
6. santa facebook updates mein likha : banta tum kahan ho ?
Banta ne facebook mein jawab likha, tere peechche khadha hun !
7. santa ki bibi use dant rahee thi.
Oye tune bees rupiye jyada de kar murgi kyon khareedi ?
Santa : dunkandar ne kaha, pet mein ande hain, uska keemat saath mein do.
8. Santa: : tomato juice piyega ?
Banta : : nahin main tomato sauce khata hun.
Santa : : magar kyon ?
Banta : : main matttha nahin dahee khata hun !!
9. oye Santa, tune facebook account toh khole liya, magar status likhega kaise ?
Santa : : oye Bante phikar na kar, main roz ek kilo angur khata ab,
Ab meri dimaag chalti nahin, daudhtee hai !!
Magar karte kuchch nahin, sirf soachte hi rehte hain,
Agar kisi kam ko karna hai,
Toh, uski shuruwat aaj hai, abhee hai !!
2. I know, people who have done medicine, some who have done MBA, some dentistry, and some doctorate in various fields, and have been doing only job of a house wife. I consider the case to be like doing masters in creative writing and writing none !!
3. dear friends, you have given me so much to smile about,
Occasionally, you can hurt me, it's your right !
Have a great day !!
4. Secuderabad mein faujiyon ke liye sainikpuri hai, air force walon ke liye vayupuri hai, toh kya navy walon ke liye panipuri ??
5. lakh juthlane ki koshish karo,
Mahatma ko bhulane ki koshish karo,
Ab bhi ahinsa ki hee jeet hoti hai,
Ab bhee sachchai ki hee jeet hoti hai !!
6. santa facebook updates mein likha : banta tum kahan ho ?
Banta ne facebook mein jawab likha, tere peechche khadha hun !
7. santa ki bibi use dant rahee thi.
Oye tune bees rupiye jyada de kar murgi kyon khareedi ?
Santa : dunkandar ne kaha, pet mein ande hain, uska keemat saath mein do.
8. Santa: : tomato juice piyega ?
Banta : : nahin main tomato sauce khata hun.
Santa : : magar kyon ?
Banta : : main matttha nahin dahee khata hun !!
9. oye Santa, tune facebook account toh khole liya, magar status likhega kaise ?
Santa : : oye Bante phikar na kar, main roz ek kilo angur khata ab,
Ab meri dimaag chalti nahin, daudhtee hai !!
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