Random Jokes..!! Magar Pradeep ishtyle...

1. Matrimonial advertisement : : wanted a beautiful girl with no facebook account !
2. ek motee aurat ka husband ek jeans wali ladhki ko ghoor raha tha.
Bibi : kya ghoor rahe ho ?
Husband : soach raha tha, tum kitnee achchee lagogee jeans mein !
3.Narak ke saamne board par likha tha : : House full, yahan sare facebook wale aa gaye hain, kuchch samay ke liye aapko Pakistan mein rahna padhega !
4. ek aadmi narak mein chitra gupta se bahas kar raha tha....: sir, yeh kaisa nyay hai, swarg mein sabhie maje mein facebook kar rahe hain ?
Chitragupta : : moorakh tomhe pata nahin, samay ki kimat sirf marne ke pahle hotee hai, marne ke baad nahin. Aur tumne zindagee bhar samay se dhokha ghadhee ki !
5. ek aadmi narak mein : : bhagwan maine koi paap nahin kiya,
Par main kyon narak mein hun ?
Bhagwan : : toone facebook par rah kar samay ka katla kiya hai !
6. Mahila dukandar se : : bhaiyya do kilo chipkane wala gum dena.
Dukandar : : ghar mein koi kaam chal raha hai kya ? 
Mahila : : nahee mujhe dher sare santa banta ke jokes facebook pe paste karne hain.
7.Chawkidar : : sahab bachche ki dakhila iss school mein kyon kara rahe ho ? 
Yahan sare teachers sirf facebook karte hain.
Baap : : koi baat nahin facebook hee seekh lega,
Ham toh poori zindagee, woh bhee nahin seekh paye !
8.Dukandar : : madam aap phatee saree kyon khareed rahe ho ?
Madam : : arey facebook mein chadhane ke liye mujhe har din dus nayee saree chahiye, phati se kya matlab.
9. Raddee wala : : saab kitchen ke sare samaan raddi mein kyon bech rahe ho ?
Saab : : ab inki jaroorat nahin, madam facebook par hee hamesha rehti , hum hotel se hee khana manga lete hain.

10. Mahila Dukandaar se:: mujhe dus like dena bhaiyya, kya bhav hai ?

 Dukandar : : dus like ke do sau rupiye honge.
 

Mahila : : mujhe tu thag raha hai, kal sau like apne status ke liye maine sau rupiyon mein khareedi, bagal ke dukaan se !