Change with the times...

Change with the times,
Change for the better,
Change your thoughts,
Change your perceptions,
Change your horizon,
Change your attire,
Change your looks,
Change your books,
Change your focus,
Change your habits,
Change your outlook,
Change for the better,
Change with the times.

You can be popular...

You can be popular,
by word of mouth.
You can be popular
by attraction and influence.
You can be popular,
by followers, gift of gab,
intelligence, awareness
and performance.
Connections, patience,
positivity, energy
are just few things
you can be popular.
http://youtu.be/X5vk9IhZ63M

PRADEEP PENDYALA II

Another Beautiful Day...

Another beautiful day,
another day of hope,
another day of desires,
another day of changes,
another day of expectations,
another day of love,
another day of happenings,
another day of discovery,
another day of expression,
another day of winning,
another day of music,
another day of roses,
another day of chocolates,
another day of friends,
another beautiful day.

Good performance...

Just saw the movie Rangrezz, the movie has extremely good performances by the leading characters, but the story line is extremely weak. Jackky Bhagnani is very promising and his close friends in the movie were equally good. The last scene of this movie is the best scene of the entire movie...you may still watch it, if you have patience.

Casanova...of words...!!

I would love to be a Casanova,
but a Casanova of words,
I would love to seduce,
notoriously seduce my words.
I would love to be a Casanova,
but a Casanova of words,
a master of disguise,
a swashbuckler,
no word could resist,
the Casanova of words.
I would love to be a Casanova,
but a Casanova of words,
amorously and gallantly attentive
to every beautiful word,
a philanderer, a conman,
and a swindler of words,
a Don Juan of words,
a libertine of words.
I would love be a Casanova.

Thank you dear life...

Thank you dear life,
for giving me problems
it changed me for better.
Thank you dear life,
for giving me suffering,
it gave me strength to endure.
Thank you dear life,
for the loathe, nonacceptance and scorn,
it gave me dreams.
Thank you dear life,
for interrogating me in everything
it gave me answers for all.
Thank you dear life,
for taking away everything I loved,
it gave me strength of hope.
Thank you dear life,
for opposing me everywhere,
it made me what I am.

Secret of getting your dream job...

The secret of getting your dream job:-
you may be excellent in your work, activity and skills. Your résumé may be excellent and your chances of getting the job, you wanted may be perfect, still destiny and your luck may put a damper on your plans; and you may not get the selection. You must know, there could be hundreds of aspirants for the same job you applied, and all must have given their curriculum vitae almost in the same pattern as you did and had identical skills and experience as you have; hence you missed hitting the bull's eye.
Now let me spill the beans of this job market. You need to attach a simple video of your skills, ability, achievements and interests along with your CV, that's all. Mark my words, you will be picked up from thousands of other applicants. Good Luck...!!

Quick Murugun...

Let me share with you the secret of quick learning. Suppose you want to learn about harmful effects of cholesterol and you start reading all about fats from a fat book. You start knowing about HDL, LDL, Trigycerides and uses of sunflower oil etc, and you finish reading the whole subject in five days. Well, you must have learnt few new things and in all probability, you might have already forgotten completely what you had read four days ago. So the net result remains the same, a confused picture of what you're trying to know for the last five days, and still, which remained to be a mystery.
I have a simple suggestion for easy and fast learning. If you have a query about something, search it in Google application. You'll find multiple sites for your query and do read at least from five different sites, the answer to your query and form an opinion of your own, about that subject. It might have taken just few minutes but the knowledge gained is faster, better, lucid and a complete answer to your inquisitive mind. Hence dear friends, Google, Ogle, and Learn...Fast and Furious.

Ode to a beautiful lady...

Ode to a beautiful lady
wanna know ?
the joy and happiness
you give me watching you.
wanna know ?
the radiant glow.
wanna know ?
your beautiful smile,
your beautiful eyes,
your beautiful soul,
your beautiful mind,
your beautiful brightness,
your beautiful touch,
your attributes,
look at me once,
you'll know.

Unless...

Unless you think,
you may not learn.
Unless you learn,
you may not grow.
Unless you grow,
you may not enjoy.
Unless you enjoy,
you may not experience.
Unless you experience,
you may not feel.
Unless you feel,
you may not talk.
Unless you talk,
you may not realize.
Unless you realize,
you may not benefit.
Unless you benefit,
you may not improve.
Unless you improve,
you may not learn and live.

Experience....

The best experience
is the joy of being free,
The best experience
is discovering yourself
The best experience
is the new colors you see everyday
The best experience
is to know you are known
The best experience
is people finding you brilliant
The best experience
is to win when you've lost
The best experience
is when people thank you
The best experience
to experience the best day.

Someone......

I still wait for someone,
who'd make me somebody.
I still wait for someone,
who'd captive me.
I still wait for someone,
who'd be a peaceful scene.
I still wait for someone,
who'd comprehend me.
I still wait for someone,
who'd know my feel..
I still wait for someone,
who'd read me minus words.
I still wait for someone,
who'd hum my song.
I still wait for someone,
who'd reflect my fantasy.
I still wait for someone,
who'd be somebody.

Passion....

Live with your passions,
songs of genuine passion.
Live with your passions,
your passions of love.
Live with your passions,
your every move of passion.
Live with your passions,
your speech, expressions of ardour.
Live with your passions,
your passion for life and obsessions.
Live with your passions,
your consuming passion.
Live with your passions,
your flames of passion.
Live with your passions,
your ruling passion.
Live with your passions,
your passions or wistful passions

Django Unchained...

Just saw the movie, Django Unchained. Extremely entertaining, violent, racist movie on slavery. Every scene is brilliantly filmed and directed. It is frightening and predictable. Leonardo DiCaprio was excellent as a charming and a brutal villain, just unimaginable. Jamie Fox as Django didn't disappoint. Don't miss it, go for it...

When you Love....

When you love,
you are blind to imperfections.
When you Love,
you can't see faults.
When you love,
You can't note bizarre.
When you love,
you can't hear off tune.
When you love,
You fast and pray.
When you love,
every sentence is poetry.
When you love,
You hear croak to be melodious.
When you love,
You don't penalize.
When you love,
You love every moment.

You should be happy...

If you can make a little change in people's perspective,
You should be happy.
If you can make a little difference in this world,
You should be happy.
If you can hold an old man's hand today,
You should be happy.
If you can sacrifice your holiday for an unknown person,
You should be happy.
If you can make someone smile today,
You should be happy.
If you can save somebody's life,
You should be happy.
If you can live a part of your life for others,
You should be happy.

My true Calling...??

Life could be interesting and confusing at the same time. There was a time, I really wanted to coach people to play Tennis. Again life took a different turn, I became busy with my mother, pets and my profession as Anaesthesiologist. Later, I was still hoping to start an academy to coach people for Tennis. But, slowly this desire took a back seat to other important things in my life.
Today, I was sitting as a judge to a forthcoming talent hunt for singing and children were practicing their songs. One girl was singing the song, " Aye Khuda " from Pathshala, quite well but in a lower scale than the original. I couldn't stop my impulse, I got up the stage and took her mike, and sang the same song at the right scale. The girl was a bit hesitant to try the new scale, but was successful after two attempts. People watching the whole drama cheered both of us. Now, I wonder, is coaching others to sing songs is my new calling...??

Love....

Love seems to be the easiest thing in this world,
Love appears to be readily available everywhere,
Love can never disguise as lust and a compromise,
Love is mostly conditional in this world,
Love is always different with each, mother, child, wife and paramour,
Love affairs, lovebirds, do they last ?
Love is the most complicated thing in this world.

where's the time...?

The best is unread,
you have no time,
but for short attention,
and a short attention span.
The best is not seen.
you have no time,
but for your short attention span.
The best is not heard,
you have no time,
but for short attention span.
You wanna know the world,
but you have no time,
and a short attention time.
Times have changed,
we can't have long poems,
we can't have long stories,
we can't have long real life,
'cos we are all the same,
with a short attention span.

3 G the horrible horror movie...

Just saw the movie, 3 G at an open air theater, near my place. The movie is a horrible horror movie. Only one song, kaise batavun is good, that's all. And yes, Fiji and Sonal Chauhan were worth watching and were shown beautifully.

Just a wish....

Just a wish, just a thought,
Aamir khan did say, all is well,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
A Lucknowee did say,
suna hai, aapke dushman aswasth hain,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
It is nice to know, someone is caring for you,
when you are not well,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
The stars are saying, you are better now,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
they say the best doctors are sunshine, rest and diet,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
All are saying, shayaree is no more the same on FB,
since the day, you are not well,
so did I.
Just a wish, just a thought,
from me to you,
dear Friend, Rekha Tyagi Shuklaji.

My Interesting Friends...!!

                                              My Interesting Friends...!!           

All my friends are varied and different. Some love to be confident and some a bit arrogant. Some love to like all the posts and updates, and some feel strong dislike and annoyance. Some are mostly jovial and cheerful and some are always frowning and anxious. Some are impulsive and some extremely cautious and prudent. Some always have wants and desires, and some have just no ambitions. Some enjoy luxurious life style and some love ascetic living. Some love to be leaders and some are contended to be followers. Some are party lovers and some are party poopers. Some love TV and net and some only books and radio. Some are nature lovers and some are happy with indoors. Some are gluttons and gourmet and some are fairly frugal. Some suave, savvy and debonair and some have no sartorial elegance. Whatever they are and whatever they do; all are my Friends and I Love them !!

How to become a Genius in two days...??

How to become a Genius in two days ?
Stop craving for knowledge,
Start using your imagination.
Stop frowning at your anxiety,
Start smiling more often.
Stop thinking about your failures,
Start believing in yourself.
Stop living in your comfort zone,
Start taking risks more often.
Stop talking humorless crap,
Start listening to others.
Stop destroying things around you,
Start creating new things, new ideas.
Stop being an agnostic or an atheist,
Start making God a part of your existence.
Stop disliking anything and everything,
Start appreciating by changing your attitude.
Stop admiring yourself and wasting time,
Start reading and reading and of course writing.
Stop being naive and unwise,
Start  knowing that Genius can't be made in two days...!!

My Fantasy World...

There is something common between movies and Facebook. I love both of them because they give me entertainment, knowledge and of course escape from my real world. Real life is full of stress, boredom and monotony. Facebook and Movies, both provide joy, knowledge and non stop entertainment. We go into a fantasy world, where everything is possible, everything is interesting and everything is good. We find love, we find music, we find laughter. We dance away our blues, we share our problems and we have a shoulder to cry on. Do we need more...??

God's Blessings...??

Life could be funny and foolish sometimes. Today was very interesting, one 120 Kg lady came as an Emergency Caesarean at 2 p.m. and the Gynaecologist was of the opinion that I can never get the spinal Anaesthesia successful in that lady as the lady also had severe sacral oedema which makes the patient extremely difficult to feel the inter spinal spaces for executing a successful block for conducting Surgery without pain. Today was equally interesting for me as I had just completed two more complicated cases successfully, may be due Ram Navami !! Moreover, this morbidly obese lady, who was being taken up for emergency surgery had breakfast this morning, making it not suitable for general anaesthesia.
I prayed to lord Rama and tried to give spinal, and lo ! I got the cerebrospinal fluid in the first attempt. Within minutes, a live, healthy male was extracted. Meanwhile, I had an emergency call from my wife, I had to receive the call by coming out of the Operation theatre, as the signals were negligible inside the OT. I could meet some close relatives including the mother, husband and the in-laws of the lady, who had come to accompany the lady who had Caesarean section for delivery. I casually told them, it was a male child and he was fine. There were hysterical reactions in the crowd, one was hysterically shouting with joy, another fell on the ground and started rolling in excitement, and the husband touched my feet. I was only wondering, had I told them that the new born was a baby girl, what could have been their reactions..??!!

Tapasee and Chashme Baddoor..!!

Just saw the new movie Chashme Baddoor, a remake of the movie by the same name. I saw the previous version of this movie in the 80s, which was a box office hit, those days. I am sure, everyone knows the meaning of this film, far be the evil's eye. Tapasee, a well known name in Telugu films is the leading lady of this movie. Tapasee is more charming, attractive and vivacious than the original heroine of the 80s, Deepti Naval. But, Tapasee reminds me of Mandira Bedi in few scenes. I am sure, anybody who had seen both the versions, would say that the previous and the original movie was much better, but I would say, the present one is better than the original, sans a few loud scenes, which really puts you off.

Filter Coffee...!!

Chennai, the capital city of Tamil Nadu is a boring place. I had been to Chennai in the 80s and many times, in the recent past. It is the same, as it was in the 80s, trust me. Most of the streets have definitely  been widened and there are many malls now, but majority of the streets have signboards only in Tamil, not even English, which is supposed to be their favorite language. Hence, it is next to impossible to know, where the hell you are standing, unless, you have a Google map with you. You talk to anyone, the reply would  be either a nought or a few mumbles in Tamil. Who says, they know and love English and a majority speak English? Yes, may be 2- 5 %. Nobody would try to help you to reach your destination. Their world seems to be Jayalalitha, Karunanidhi, MGR and of course, Rajni kanth. Most of the cultural programmes are very traditional and of very old style. They still love their Kanjivarams, gold jewellery and Hawai slippers ! The worst, is their dress sense, they almost look as if they are stepping out of time machine stuck at the 70s. They have that past look, may be good, if you love vintage and love to connect to your past. Sorry to say, but there are modern people too in Chennai, rather ultra modern, but they comprise only five to ten percent.  If I don't mention about their obsession with Dosa, Idli, Sambaar, Coconut, Coconut oil and most importantly their filter coffee, I would be committing a crime. And yes, the weather is equally wonderful here, summer lasts for all the  twelve months in a year and the sultry, humid climate will make you sweat out in your sweet Chennai, perennially. Jeevan mein ek baar jana Chennai,  magar sirf ek baar; good luck friends!

Bhola, Anari, Amaykudhu, Naive,,,,,

I would prefer to be an Anari, 
than being a smart, scheming, slimy or suave.
I would prefer to be a Bhola,
than being a savvy,sadist, sarcastic genius.
I would prefer to be a Simpleton,
than being a stylish, satanic, egoist.
I would prefer to be a naive,
than being snappy, sneaky and sly.
I would prefer to be a Buddhoo,
than being a vitriolic, vituperative, venomous, vacuous Genius..!!

Random Thoughts....

!. Ham hamesha soachte hain ki yeh karenge, woh karenge,
Magar karte kuchch nahin, sirf soachte hi rehte hain,
Agar kisi kam ko karna hai,
Toh, uski shuruwat aaj hai, abhee hai !!
2. I know, people who have done medicine, some who have done MBA, some dentistry, and some doctorate in various fields, and have been doing only job of a house wife. I consider the case to be like doing masters in creative writing and writing none !!
3. dear friends, you have given me so much to smile about,
Occasionally, you can hurt me, it's your right !
Have a great day !!
4. Secuderabad mein faujiyon ke liye sainikpuri hai, air force walon ke liye vayupuri hai, toh kya navy walon ke liye panipuri ??
5. lakh juthlane ki koshish karo,
Mahatma ko bhulane ki koshish karo,
Ab bhi ahinsa ki hee jeet hoti hai,
Ab bhee sachchai ki hee jeet hoti hai !!
6. santa facebook updates mein likha : banta tum kahan ho ?
Banta ne facebook mein jawab likha, tere peechche khadha hun !
7. santa ki bibi use dant rahee thi.
Oye tune bees rupiye jyada de kar murgi kyon khareedi ?
Santa : dunkandar ne kaha, pet mein ande hain, uska keemat saath mein do.
8. Santa: : tomato juice piyega ?
Banta : : nahin main tomato sauce khata hun. 
Santa : : magar kyon ? 
Banta : : main matttha nahin dahee khata hun !!
9. oye Santa, tune facebook account toh khole liya, magar status likhega kaise ?
Santa : : oye Bante phikar na kar, main roz ek kilo angur khata ab,
Ab meri dimaag chalti nahin, daudhtee hai !!

Tobe Thaak...let it remain at its original place ( in Bengali )

Shall we explore the fascinating world of unknown authors ? I always find their perceptions and intuitions very interesting. Their nature, their thoughts fascinates me, I find them very attractive. Some of the best quotations, short stories, poems and of course, most of the non vegetarian jokes are written by our unknown, extremely talented and imaginative unknown authors.
I can still recall, three years ago, I wrote in my comments in Facebook that there were times, when people in India used to say, " Neki kar, aur Dariya mein Daal "..but, now the present adage is, " Kuchch bhee kar, aur Facebook mein daal ". This was my original comment. But after sometime, I was pleasantly surprised to find my own quotation returns to me in a nice cartoon format with my very own words providing the dramatic backdrop !
Who wouldn't have heard the famous Bengali joke " Tobe Thaak !" The interesting episode of a mischievous boy pulling out entangled saree from the bottom of a lady while she stands abruptly from her seat in a crowded bus and then replacing it to its original place on being scolded and saying "Tobe Thaak", which means, let it remain at its original place ! Well, nobody knows, who wrote this great joke, which is still remembered fondly after four decades. I raise my hand in salute to our great unknown authors !!

My hundredth blog...about Facebook..!!

1.status means, " what's on your mind ? "
Not, what's on your computer !!
2.why can't our politicians read our updates ?
They will know the pulse of the people they govern, foolishly !!
3.I love girls who are smart,
But hate them if they outsmart !!
4. for success in life, 
Three words are enough,
When, where and how !!!
5. agar facebook kal achanak band ho jaye toh mujhe aisa lagega mano kisi ne meri kavitavon ki pustak choree kar lee !!
6. kisi maha purush ne kaha tha,

Mere dictionary mein impossible shabd nahee hai,
Pradeep maha purush ne kaha,
Mere dictionary mein tanhayee shabd nahee hai,
Facebook par aane ke baad !!
7. purane zamand mein, Rishi muni haath mein lota ya kamandal liye chalte the,Aaj ke duniya ke rishi kapoors,Haath mein mobile ya lappy liye chalte hain !!
8. kaun kehta hai aaj kal loag,Pooja paath karna bhool gaye hain ??Yeh facebook par poore din rehna,Ek tapasya hee toh hai !!
9. art of living, positive thoughts, meditation, yoga, trascendental meditation, laughter clubs, music, breathing exercises, ......

Yeh sab loag stress relief ke liye karte hain,
Aur facebook is mayne mein in sab se meelon aage hai , trust me !!

My Tazurba..My Experience...!!

I appreciate the desire to create art, poetry, music and of course new ideas. I do notice my great writer friends on Facebook forum being read by many but still falling short of the number, they truly deserve. This reminds me of my days with few Nepalis as my close neighbors. They once invited me to witness their cultural program. I could see clearly, majority of the invitees were restless, as they were not following the proceedings. I volunteered to compere the same event for them, the following year. I explained to the audience, the lyrics of their jhavre and khukri dance, in Hindi and English and the same audience saw the program with rapt attention.
The same principle is required for the writers of Facebook. The writers must know the minds of their readers and their limitations. The great and reputed writers tend to forget the mental caliber of their readers, hence, although their write up was most exotic and brilliant, there were few takers.
Take the case of Chetan Bhagart, he is not a great writer but his language and choice of his plots make him more popular than his better contemporary writers.
I would like to remind my senior writer friends that the attention span of present readers is very short. Hence, it would be better to keep it short. And yes, do explain the meanings of all the difficult words used, either with asterisk or using a glossary at the end so that the reader need not run for any dictionary to understand the meaning. Well, this was my " Tazurba ".. my experience...Happy Writing, Friends...!!

Are you there God..??

Are you there God ?
If you are there, why did thousands die in Gujarat,
in earthquake, and more were innocent children.
Are you there God ?
If you are there, why did you make many handicapped,
and many a near perfect.
Are you there God ?
If you are there, why these rapes, murders,
mayhem happen in broad day light.
Are you there God ?
If you are there, why some are rich,
and some are impoverished.
Are you there God ?
If you are there, why man kills his brother,
his father and his friend.
Are you there God ?
If you are there, why do you permit various religions,
castes, countries and racism.
Are you there God ??

Had I been negative....

Had I been negative,
I would not have learnt diving 5 meter board after 40.
Had I been negative,
I would not have got a seat in MBBS after getting 54% in plus 2.
Had I been negative,
I would not have sung 100 songs after learning to sing only during College.
Had I been negative,
I would not have got inter collegiate first prize in Hindi debates,
after being told, my Hindi is atrocious.
Had I been negative,
I would not have won Tennis championship,
after been refused to be taught the sport.
Had I been negative,
I would not have learnt Mimicry,
after being told, it's not my cup of tea.
Had I been negative,
I would not have performed and compered more than 100 shows,
after being told I have no stage presence.

Dime a Dozen.....

1.ek zamana tha, shadi ke pahle, ladhko ke charitra ke bare mein, padhosiyon se poochcha jata tha,
Aaj woh kaam aasan ho gaya hai,
Ladhkon ke facebook par status updates padhkar charitra samne aa jata hai !!
2. ek zamana tha, teacher notebook ke bina student ko class mein ghusne nahin deta tha,
Aaj woh zamana hai, teacher facebook ke bina class room mein ghusta nahin !!
3. ek zamana tha boodhe kehte the raam jap mein zindagee kat jayegi,
Aaj wo kahte hain,
Facebook karte karte zindagee kat jayegi !!
4. ek zamana tha, teacher notebook ke bina student ko class mein ghusne nahin deta tha,
Aaj woh zamana hai, teacher facebook ke bina class room mein ghusta nahin !!
5. ek zamana tha boodhe kehte the raam jap mein zindagee kat jayegi,
Aaj wo kahte hain,
Facebook karte karte zindagee kat jayegi !!
6. PM Manmohan Singh : : koun kahta hai, logon mein khreedne ke liye paisa nahi hai ?
Aaj har koi, mobile khareedta hai, facebook karta hai aur chashmein bhee khareedta hai !!
7. karte....ne
Karm....ko
Facebook .....ke liye
Mobile.....khareedi
8. ek zamana tha shaadi ke time ladhki se poochchee jati thee,
Beti khana banana aata hai na ?
Haan sun kar saas, nishchint ho jati thi.
Aaj poochchte hain,
Beti facebook karna aata hai na ?
Haan sunkar saas nischint ho jati hai
Kyon ki khana bane ya na bane,
Ghar mein shanti hoti hai.
9. subah hoti hai, sham hoti hai,
Zindagee yun hee tamam hoti hai,
Subah hoti hai shaam hoti hai,
Face book pe kaam hoti hai !!

Why does my heart feel the way it does..?

Why does my heart feels the way it does,
why does it get hurt for things which no one even bothers,
Why does my heart weep seeing innocents dying in earthquake, 
why does it oblivious to the various castes, 
Why does it want to go to temples, mosques and churches,
Why does it feel all the old as his parents,
Why does it feel all the animals to be his pets,
Why does it feel the same when anyone dies,
why does it feel no discrimination between kin and others,
Why does it cry in all sad movies more than anyone,
Why does it love to meet and talk to everyone,
Why does it love rains, sunshine and winters,
Why does it love to watch birds, sky and mountains,
why does it want to know everyone,
Why does my heart feel the way it does ??

Random Jokes..!! Magar Pradeep ishtyle...

1. Matrimonial advertisement : : wanted a beautiful girl with no facebook account !
2. ek motee aurat ka husband ek jeans wali ladhki ko ghoor raha tha.
Bibi : kya ghoor rahe ho ?
Husband : soach raha tha, tum kitnee achchee lagogee jeans mein !
3.Narak ke saamne board par likha tha : : House full, yahan sare facebook wale aa gaye hain, kuchch samay ke liye aapko Pakistan mein rahna padhega !
4. ek aadmi narak mein chitra gupta se bahas kar raha tha....: sir, yeh kaisa nyay hai, swarg mein sabhie maje mein facebook kar rahe hain ?
Chitragupta : : moorakh tomhe pata nahin, samay ki kimat sirf marne ke pahle hotee hai, marne ke baad nahin. Aur tumne zindagee bhar samay se dhokha ghadhee ki !
5. ek aadmi narak mein : : bhagwan maine koi paap nahin kiya,
Par main kyon narak mein hun ?
Bhagwan : : toone facebook par rah kar samay ka katla kiya hai !
6. Mahila dukandar se : : bhaiyya do kilo chipkane wala gum dena.
Dukandar : : ghar mein koi kaam chal raha hai kya ? 
Mahila : : nahee mujhe dher sare santa banta ke jokes facebook pe paste karne hain.
7.Chawkidar : : sahab bachche ki dakhila iss school mein kyon kara rahe ho ? 
Yahan sare teachers sirf facebook karte hain.
Baap : : koi baat nahin facebook hee seekh lega,
Ham toh poori zindagee, woh bhee nahin seekh paye !
8.Dukandar : : madam aap phatee saree kyon khareed rahe ho ?
Madam : : arey facebook mein chadhane ke liye mujhe har din dus nayee saree chahiye, phati se kya matlab.
9. Raddee wala : : saab kitchen ke sare samaan raddi mein kyon bech rahe ho ?
Saab : : ab inki jaroorat nahin, madam facebook par hee hamesha rehti , hum hotel se hee khana manga lete hain.

10. Mahila Dukandaar se:: mujhe dus like dena bhaiyya, kya bhav hai ?

 Dukandar : : dus like ke do sau rupiye honge.
 

Mahila : : mujhe tu thag raha hai, kal sau like apne status ke liye maine sau rupiyon mein khareedi, bagal ke dukaan se !